Vegas
by theigor
We are currently in Vegas… I am not going to say that it was a mistake for we are having a lot of fun and going to see Zumanity tonight, but I will say that I need to stop being an idiot. My brain is telling me that the only game that you can win money in is Texas Hold’em, but my stupidness (separate from brain) is getting me to lose all my money on stupid shit like Pai Gow and Three Card Poker. Oh, don’t get me wrong - it IS a lot of fun… but the expensive kind of fun.
As I told my sister, it’s not so much that Vegas has been kicking my ass, but if two guys were in a fight and guy A just held guy B down and proceeded to smack him a couple of times like a girl, it wouldn’t that guy A kicked guy B’s ass, but it would still be pretty embarrassing for guy B. I am guy B.
Also, what I think is not fair is that at the Hooters casino, the higher chips don’t have any prettier girls. I feel like that the higher your chip is, the less clothes the girl should be wearing, but the $100 chips are just as PG as the $5 ones.